‘game of thrones’ s5 e3 recap: ramsay bolton’s flaying circus

‘Game of Thrones’ S5 E3 Recap: Ramsay Bolton’s Flaying Circus

This season on “The Westeros Bachelor,” we’re trying to find the perfect match for Ramsay Bolton. He’s a Pisces from the Dreadfort with lots of fun interests. He enjoys hunting humans, flaying his enemies alive and eating with his mouth open. Now, let’s meet his ladies. First, we have Myranda, who is a psychopath that…

Game of thrones s5 e1 recap: state of the realm address

Game of Thrones S5 E1 Recap: State of the Realm Address

With only ten episodes a year, when the Game of Thrones seasons end I always have this feeling that the wait for new episodes will be absolutely unbearable. Well congratulations guys, we’ve made it! We’re back! But the premiere episode was a master class in getting millions of people to watch characters tell us things…

‘game of thrones’ s4 e8 recap: smashing beetles

‘Game of Thrones’ S4 E8 Recap: Smashing Beetles

Hello there, everyone. How are you doing? If you are like me, and watched this week’s episode of Game of Thrones, you are probably experiencing intense sadness while asking yourself “why?” over and over again. The episode is titled “The Disappointment and the Depression.” Oh no, it was actually “The Mountain and the Viper.” We’ll…

Game of thrones s4 e4 recap: the slowest villains in history

Game of Thrones S4 E4 Recap: The Slowest Villains in History

What’s that off in the snowy distance?  Well, it looks like a White Walker. He sure is taking his time sauntering along on his zombie horse. I’m talking Samwell Tarley slow. The episode is called “Oathkeeper,” but the Valerian steel sword given that name is far from the most interesting element of the episode. We saw a…

Game of thrones s4 e2 recap: have your pie and eat it too

Game of Thrones S4 E2 Recap: Have Your Pie and Eat it Too

Have you ever wanted something to happen so badly but then you were ultimately left unfulfilled when it finally did? That’s me with the end result of this week’s episode of “Game of Thrones,” titled “The Lion and the Rose.” Spoilers are on the way if you haven’t watched yet. It’s a classic whodunit, but…