Hypothesis: “return to horror high”-a good ol’ fashioned janitor’s revenge tale!

Hypothesis: “Return to Horror High”-a good ol’ fashioned Janitor’s revenge tale!

Oh ho, I’ve done it this time. I’ve really stumbled onto something great, I can tell. “Return to Horror High” looks like the kind of cheese that comes compressed in a can, and friends? I am here for it. The trailer suggests that someone bought a mask from a dollar store-the plain, white kind that…

Conclusion: ‘hell night’ or “just because linda blair is in it, doesn’t mean it’s good”

Conclusion: ‘Hell Night’ Or “Just Because Linda Blair Is in It, Doesn’t Mean It’s Good”

Before we enter the shaming portion of our program, let’s all remember – and fondly -that I did guarantee that Linda Blair would be the final girl of Hell Night. Call it a spoiler if you must, friends, for a 39 year old movie (were you REALLY going to watch it?) but since my victories…

The (other) itunes $0. 99 movie of the week: ‘happy death day’

The (Other) iTunes $0.99 Movie of the Week: ‘Happy Death Day’

Every week, the folks at iTunes find a movie they like and make it available to rent for the low, low price of $0.99. I’m here to tell you whether that film is worth your hard-earned dollar. The featured $0.99 movie this week is last year’s Jennifer Garner starring, ass-kicking revenge flick Peppermint. All I…