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Ka-POW! July Loot Crate is Super!

by Pamela McMillan
July Loot Crate is SUPER

Another month, another frustrating interaction with USPS refusing to use the doorbell to let me know they were dropping my newest Loot Crate unceremoniously on my front step. But that’s a whole different story, CHAD THE USPS GUY, isn’t it? But I rescued it from my cold and unfeeling front step and now it’s time to unbox the July 2015 Loot Crate!

Heroes 2

This month’s theme is Heroes 2! Well let’s dive right in. The box had its usual pin and magazine:

July loot crate is super! Theme is heroes 2

The magazine featured a brief history of Wonder Woman and Batman, as well as a Q&A with Jon Schnepp, who produced The Death of “Superman Lives”: What Happened?, a documentary about the almost film, Superman Lives.

July loot crate is super! Lc magazine

Also, and I don’t want to cause a panic, but it was announced in this magazine that there will be a Fallout 4 Limited Edition Crate coming soon! So sign up now for Loot Crate and don’t miss out!!

Wonder woman and batman making out

Okay, let’s move on and see what else this Loot Crate had:

Live Long and Prosper

Star trek! July loot crate is super!

Your eyes do not deceive you, friend. That is a vanilla scented car freshener. I can personally attest to its strength of scent and its sweet, sweet smell of peace and prosperity.

Fight, Fight, Fight!

Brawlhalla! July loot crate is super!

Aw, yeah. This download card for Brawlhalla has tons of exclusive skins, weapons, and characters. Don’t know what Brawlhalla is? It’s a new 2D platform fighter available on Steam and is a cross-platform multiplayer, co-op brawler. It’s all about the beatdown in this Super Smash Bros twin!

The Almighty Triforce

The legend of zelda sweatband from loot crate

Bring your nerd to the gym with this snazzy sweatband featuring the Triforce from the Legend of Zelda games. It’s made by Bioworld from black terry clothes and is super comfortable.

The legend of zelda sweatband, here's what it looks like on

DC Collectible Poster

Super cute wonder woman poster

Wonder Woman is a super cutie in this World War II “Bomber” style poster.

Exclusive Comic Book…Book

Loot crate! The league of regrettable superheroes

Though I was a little disappointed that there was no awesome t-shirt in this month’s Loot Crate, there was this exclusive collectible from Quirk Books. The League of Regrettable Superheroes looks at an array of comic book heroes you have never met…and probably wouldn’t want saving your life anyway… Like Mother Hubbard…

Mother hubbard from the league of regrettable superheroes

This Box’s Featured Hero

As I am sure you were able to guess from this month’s Loot Crate pin and magazine articles, the featured superhero is Batman. Included in the box was none other than your very own Batman multitool…the Batchain… is what I would assume Batman would name it:

July loot crate is super partly because of this batman multi tool

That’s right. This keychain has a bottle opener, a flathead screwdriver, and a crosshead screwdriver. It also had this:

Batman!

This little Batman is so adorable:

Batman! Kapow!

And what’s this? A whiteboard speech bubble?

Mini batman caption bubble

One question though… Why is Mini Batman going straight for his Bat Blade? Isn’t he supposed to punch a bad guy first? Why is he going straight for the stabby-stabs? Anyway, the Loot Crate box itself was pretty amazing and turned into a Mini Gotham building:

July loot crate is super and even has super box art too!

Make sure to note the Joker graffiti at the bottom of the building:

Joker graffiti on loot crate box

So, despite not getting a super awesome Loot Crate shirt, I did get a Mini Murderous Batman with matching Batchain.

Don’t forget: you can still sign up for next month’s Loot Crate. And who knows, it might even be the limited edition Fallout 4 one.

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