My Pokemon bring ALL the suckers who don’t have more than five Charizards to the yard. Check out these 10 awesome Pokemon GIFs that put Pikasso to shame, and relive your glory days as a pre-adolescent (*cough* twenty-something) Pokemaster. Some of us Pik early, okay?!
Meet Bulbaderp, the derpiest of Bulbasaurs, just derpin’ his eyeballs out because he can’t tell whether he’s a plant or an animal. BUT REALLY SOMEONE JUST TELL HIM ALREADY. It’s a pretty stressful situation.
9. Scurry Squirtle
8. The Epic Theme Song
Yeah it just happened to come on shuffle as I sped down the highway with my windows open…I totally forgot I even had it! But I really shouldn’t change it while I’m driving, you know? Better just to wait it out. Hmmm that’s weird…apparently my iPod arbitrarily puts things on repeat. Well I guess I’ll try to sing along. I mean, think I remember most of the–YOU TEACH ME AND I’LL TEACH YOUUUUUUU. POOOOOKEEEEEMOOOOOOOONNNNN!
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I mean, when you think about it, Pokemon are the world’s biggest trolls. Po-KE-MON, gotta troll ’em all!
6. Indestructible Poke Ball
DAMMIT GUYS THAT IS NOT HOW YOU OPEN A POKE BALL. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
5. Here we catch a glimpse of the rarely seen…
Wait a minute…
Stahhhpppppppppp. C’mon Pikachu I just want to love you!!!! PLEASE LET ME LOVE YOU PLEASE!!!
3. Whatcha doing there, Professor?
Why is this still happening…why don’t GIFs stop moving ever? Why are my eyeballs paralyzed?
2. Charizard on the Run
What is the Facebook password of a Charizard fleeing imminent destruction by moisture? 1charizard1.
1. YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND
At the end of the day, Pokemon is all about friendship, and Ash Ketchum throwing his pal Pikachu up to the stars. This might seem like a reckless move, but we should all remember that it’s not easy being a Pokemaster–like when your Pikachus won’t get on the bus and you have to POKE-EM-ON. It’s a difficult path, but one a true Pokemaster wouldn’t trade for a Pikachu Illustrator card. Just kidding, I’d totally trade. Meet me by the swings at recess.